Phil Olson’s Bunyan Bay reworking of A Christmas Carol runs across two December weekends, with dinner menus that change by performance. The Dec. 12 matinee pairs the show with a plated meal.

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Choosing the Dec. 12 matinee or evening performance changes both the schedule and the meal: the matinee has a plated dinner, while the later seating is listed with a buffet. Onstage, the story trades Dickens’s familiar setting for Bunyan Bay, Minnesota, where a bar owner’s snowmobile accident leads into a dreamlike Christmas reckoning.
Gunner Johnson runs a bar in Bunyan Bay, Minnesota, and has a fight with his wife, Clara, before deciding to skip Christmas. A snowmobile ride ends with Gunner falling through the ice and entering a coma; while he is unconscious, local folk figure Sven Yorgensen appears in the roles of Christmas past, present and future.
The dream gives the story its route through Dickens without making this a conventional staging of A Christmas Carol. Gunner must face the consequences of his choice and, at the heart of the plot, the possibility of making amends with Clara at the Bunyan. Phil Olson is credited with the book and lyrics.
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The Dec. 12 matinee and evening performance offer a clear comparison: the matinee is listed with a plated dinner, and the evening with a buffet. Dec. 19 has the same two-format choice. Friday evenings have a separate “All You Can Eat FRYday” menu, while Sunday’s matinee uses the plated menu.
That makes the Saturday choice about more than arriving earlier or later. Check the menu for your specific date and seating before booking, especially if you have dietary needs.
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The seven performances are spread across Dec. 11–13 and Dec. 18–19. Fridays are evening-only and Sunday is matinee-only; both Saturdays offer two seatings. On those Saturdays, the seating also determines which dinner format is listed.
The run is Dec. 11–13 and Dec. 18–19, 2026. Matinees are scheduled for Dec. 12, 13 and 19; evening performances are Dec. 11, 12, 18 and 19. Both Saturdays, Dec. 12 and 19, have a matinee and an evening seating.
For every matinee, doors open at 11:45 a.m., dinner begins at 12:30 p.m. and the show starts at 1:45 p.m. For every evening performance, doors open at 5:45 p.m., dinner begins at 6:30 p.m. and the show starts at 7:45 p.m. The local event listings show overall windows of 11:45 a.m.–4 p.m. for matinees and 5:45–10 p.m. for evenings; the venue does not list a separate show end time.
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On Dec. 11 and 18, the evening menu is called “All You Can Eat FRYday.” It lists broasted chicken, beer-battered cod, baked potato, wild rice, steamed vegetable blend, dinner salad, dressing, warm dinner rolls, Memories Famous Fluff and dessert. The venue marks the chicken, cod, dressing, rolls and fluff UR, and the potato, rice and vegetables GF.
The plated dinner for the Dec. 12, 13 and 19 matinees lists pork loin with baked apples, cheesy potatoes, vegetable blend, dinner salad with Cesar dressing, warm rolls, Memories Famous Fluff and Black Forest Cake. The venue marks the pork with baked apples and vegetable blend GF.
The Dec. 12 and 19 evening buffets list pork loin with baked apples, beef tips, cheesy potatoes, buttered noodles, vegetable blend, dinner salad with Cesar dressing, warm rolls, Memories Famous Fluff and Black Forest Cake. The venue marks the pork with baked apples, beef tips and vegetable blend GF, and the buttered noodles UR. GF means gluten-free; UR items can be made gluten-free upon request.
The venue lists cheese tortellini with Alfredo sauce as a vegetarian option and pasta primavera with steamed vegetable blend as a vegan option. Both are available upon request. Guests with dietary restrictions or questions are asked to contact the box office before their visit.
The published information does not state the ticket price or whether dinner is included in the ticket. Online convenience fees may apply, so confirm the terms with Memories Ballroom before booking.
Online ticket sales are generally available until two hours before each performance. If a performance appears sold out online, call to ask about availability. The box office is open Monday through Friday, 9 a.m.–3 p.m., at 262-284-6850.
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The event information gives no age recommendation and does not describe accessibility accommodations. Contact Memories Ballroom at 262-284-6850 before booking if you need details about a particular access requirement.
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The confirmed destination is Memories Ballroom, 1077 Lake Dr, Port Washington, WI 53074. The venue says it is just off I-43. Map links can calculate directions from your starting point; the venue’s published trip information does not specify public-transit routes, event parking or a separate event entrance. Call the venue if any of those details affect your plans.
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Doors open at 11:45 a.m., dinner begins at 12:30 p.m. and the show starts at 1:45 p.m.
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The plated menu lists pork loin with baked apples, cheesy potatoes, vegetable blend, salad with Cesar dressing, warm rolls, Memories Famous Fluff and Black Forest Cake.
Yes. The venue lists cheese tortellini with Alfredo sauce as its vegetarian option and pasta primavera with steamed vegetable blend as its vegan option. Contact the box office ahead of time.
The published information does not give a ticket price or say whether dinner is included. Online convenience fees may apply; confirm the terms with Memories Ballroom.
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Memories Ballroom, 1077 Lake Dr, Port Washington, WI 53074. The venue says it is just off I-43.
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1077 Lake Dr, Port Washington, WI 53074
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